when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it
THIS IS SO RAW
Cis people *on their knees begging me to explain the term Nonbinary*
me: sitting in a chair and the chair is made of solid gold and I’m wearing a sick fucking outfit n smoking a cig n laughing and I’m like.. Maybe if u bring me some more wine
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
you said I was gonna be a mermaid